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Sarah Palin caught running around with Mark Sanford

Friday, July 3rd, 2009

The only way such a hypercompetitive narcissitic nutjob like Sarah Palin would quit her important executive position, on a Friday, before a holiday, hopefully when no one is watching, is if there is something REALLY BAD ABOUT HER about to come out.  This week, she was de-boned in a Vanity Fair article that effectively cataloged [...]

Barack Obama Wins, South Carolina Secedes from Union.

Monday, October 27th, 2008

Big Brother is making the call early.  Which elements of this story will be true on November 5th?
With Barack Obama’s clear electoral victory last night, the South Carolina General Assembly convened at the Statehouse in Columbia for a midnight session and voted to unilaterally and immediately secede from the United States of America. Units of the [...]