The only way such a hypercompetitive narcissitic nutjob like Sarah Palin would quit her important executive position, on a Friday, before a holiday, hopefully when no one is watching, is if there is something REALLY BAD ABOUT HER about to come out. This week, she was de-boned in a Vanity Fair article that effectively cataloged [...]
Good Morning voters standing in line,
With voting already begun you may think it is too late for Big Brother to make his official endorsement in the presidential election. Not so. Current President Dick Cheney waited until last Saturday to make his “delighted” endorsement for Senator John McCain. Not to be outdone in procrastinatitory displays of [...]
Good morning EBKAC’s,
What You Need to Know Today:
The Dow Jones Industrial Average dropped below 10,000 for the first time in five years when someone figured out that the rescue package approved by Congress on Friday would not have had a chance to work by Monday. This certain someone may have been in Europe or Asia, [...]
Good Morning Meaty Seaty Filling,
What you need to know today:
The revised bailout bill goes to the U.S. House of Representatives this afternoon for a vote. If this bill fails to pass again, Big Brother calls upon World Bankers (Wall Street) to unite and rise up. You have carried for too long the Yoke of Oppression. [...]
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