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Big Brother listened to U2’s new album. It features a remake of one of their classic songs dedicated to your new president - “Pride (In the Name of Bigger Government and Higher Taxes)”.

In keeping with tradition, Ex-President Bush (nice to see those two little letters in front of his title isn’t it?) left a confidential letter for the new president in the top drawer of the desk in the oval office. We usually do not know what is written in this letter until it goes into the [...]

Big Brother was in California last week. When in the neighborhood he always takes time out to have lunch with First Lady Nancy Reagan (her husband may no longer be president but Big Brother will always consider her The First Lady). She was of course, as always, resplendent in red, but she was not in [...]

Good Morning voters who think Democrats vote Wednesday,

With voting already complete you may think it is too late for Big Brother to make his official endorsement in the presidential election. Not so. Big Brother waited until yesterday to make an endorsement for Senator John McCain. Big Brother has never failed to endorse the winner in [...]

Besides having to prove which candidate is smarter or has better policy positions, modern presidential campaigns have to present their guy or gal as approachable, down-to-earth, a drinking buddy with a finger on the button. Though George W. Bush gave up drinking after several DWI arrests he was still perceived as the better man to [...]

Big Brother is making the call early.  Which elements of this story will be true on November 5th?
With Barack Obama’s clear electoral victory last night, the South Carolina General Assembly convened at the Statehouse in Columbia for a midnight session and voted to unilaterally and immediately secede from the United States of America. Units of the [...]

Big Brother has obtained the script of a campaign ad the RNC will air in Virginia, North Carolina, Florida and Missouri the week before the election.  Big Brother would like to take this opportunity to remind the Republicans of the meaning of a pyrrhic victory.
(Script approved RNC: Operation Get Out the RIGHT Vote 2008.  For [...]

One night Big Brother dreamed he was walking along the beach with Barack Obama. Many scenes from Big Brother’s life flashed across the sky.
In each scene Big Brother noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one only.
This bothered Big Brother because he noticed that during the [...]