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Good Morning voters standing in line,
With voting already begun you may think it is too late for Big Brother to make his official endorsement in the presidential election. Not so. Current President Dick Cheney waited until last Saturday to make his “delighted” endorsement for Senator John McCain. Not to be outdone in procrastinatitory displays of [...]

Much is made about which presidential candidate would be better to have a beer with. By many estimates, this is what assisted the victories of the half-wit George W. Bush over the robotic Al Gore and cadaverous John Kerry. Big Brother has access that you do not and has actually shared a beer with [...]