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Bush Family Cat Dies, Pentagon Denies Press Request for Photos of Tiny Flag-draped Coffin

Monday, January 5th, 2009

Poor kitty! The Bush family cat died. Citing family privacy issues, the U.S. Department of Defense denied requests by national news organizations to take photographs of the flag-draped pet coffin en route to to the Arlington National Pet Cemetary. Somehow this all seems familiar.

This is a farewell kiss, you dog!

Sunday, December 14th, 2008

An Iraqi Journalist throws his shoes at President George w. Bush at a press conference. The President was unsure why.

Sierra Tango Foxtrot Uniform

Saturday, December 13th, 2008

Colonel Alfus Major (Anbar Province Sector Command): whre r u?
Lieutenant Americo “Bronx” Rodriguez : 3 clicks outa Faluja
Col. Major: Wazzup?
Lt. Bronx: takn fire frm insurgnz
Col. Major: AK47s, IEDs or RPGs?
Lt. Bronx: AKs n RPG
Col. Major: spprt rqrd?
Lt. Bronx: rqst r-stryk
Lt. Bronx: coord 45.346 w, 23.234 n
Col. Major: ETA 27 min
Lt. Bronx: tell [...]

King of America

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Someone Else You Should Know Today:
Paul Emerson Washington (b.1926), likely heir of the American Royal dynasty had George Washington been made King instead of unanimously elected first President of the United States.  This was more possible than you might think. When The United States was formed under the original Articles of Confederation, all the major [...]