Finally Big Brother has recieved a share of the government largess as part of the A.I.G. bailout. If you saw the list that the world’s largest insurer recently released that detailed the counterparties on the swap contracts that were responsible for its collapse, you may have spotted $43 million dollars going to Dedd Hooker Casualty [...]
Well you did it. Big Brother told you over a month ago to go out and buy a big screen TV. Circuit City was in trouble and the US economy depended on you, the American consumer, to pull it out of the ditch, but you were all too worried about your own jobs, or where [...]
With recent news that the U.S. Treasury has not even kept track of the checks it has been sending out to needy corporations. But out of the accounting wilderness comes a hero. Thanks bailoutslueth.com !
Good Morning Involuntary Shareholders,
What You Need to Know Today:
As the newest owners of the nine biggest banks in the country it is now your responsibility to shepherd them through this tough time. Now, you do not own the whole of them, so do not think you can march down to your corner BofA branch and [...]
Good Morning Undecided Voters,
What you need to know today:
If Big Brother were the type to make unwise prognostications, it would be time to prepare to call the market bottom. For the last year you have watched as pundits hedged that the worst may be over and the upturn is coming. In the last two weeks [...]
Good morning EBKAC’s,
What You Need to Know Today:
The Dow Jones Industrial Average dropped below 10,000 for the first time in five years when someone figured out that the rescue package approved by Congress on Friday would not have had a chance to work by Monday. This certain someone may have been in Europe or Asia, [...]
Good Morning Meaty Seaty Filling,
What you need to know today:
The revised bailout bill goes to the U.S. House of Representatives this afternoon for a vote. If this bill fails to pass again, Big Brother calls upon World Bankers (Wall Street) to unite and rise up. You have carried for too long the Yoke of Oppression. [...]
Good morning Cubicle Monkeys,
What you need to know today:
Last night the U.S. Senate passed a modified version of the bailout bill that failed in the House on Monday. It goes back to the House tomorrow in modified form where if Nancy Pelosi keeps her mouth shut, and House Republicans do not find an excuse not [...]
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