FAQ’s
Abraham Stalin does not answer questions but only tells you what he wants you to know. Abraham Stalin is your Big Brother and the totalitarian dictator of the Internet. The Internet is a fine repository of information but an unfortunate dearth of knowledge. As your Big Brother, Abraham Stalin tells you what you need to know. If he does not tell it to you, you do not know it. You are a vessel, a ball of clay. What he tells you gives you purpose and shape.
Abraham Stalin takes his nom de guere from the Great Emancipator and the most ruthless dictator, but prefers to be recognized in the style: Big Brother. Big Brother refers to you as “you” or however he pleases to address you, usually with the appropriate honorific, just like your high school English teacher.
Big Brother only tells the truth. Every word from Big Brother is literally true, like the Bible. Big Brother does not use metaphor, parables or allegory. If Big Brother tells you he is hungry enough to eat a horse, he will right now devour a Budweiser Clydesdale.
Big Brother does not contradict himself If something told to you by Big Brother appears to contradict what Big Brother told you before, you are mistaken. Big Brother is always right.
Big Brother invented the Internet. And democracy. What you perceive as your freedoms is what Big Brother allows you to have.
Big Brother can start a sentence with a conjunction or end it with a preposition and does not need a completed sentence before placing a period. And that of.
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