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Sarah Palin caught running around with Mark Sanford

Friday, July 3rd, 2009

The only way such a hypercompetitive narcissitic nutjob like Sarah Palin would quit her important executive position, on a Friday, before a holiday, hopefully when no one is watching, is if there is something REALLY BAD ABOUT HER about to come out.  This week, she was de-boned in a Vanity Fair article that effectively cataloged [...]

How Swine Flu got started…

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

Big Brother is drunk. Celebrating the feast day of the man who drove the snakes out of Ireland by driving the spirits out of the liquor cabinet.
Faith and begorrah! The kids are after me lucky charms! Pink hearts, orange stars, yellow moons, green clovers, blue diamonds and purple horseshoes!
Musha rain dum-a-doo dum-a-da
Whack for my [...]

Obama is Everywhere!

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

Big Brother listened to U2’s new album. It features a remake of one of their classic songs dedicated to your new president - “Pride (In the Name of Bigger Government and Higher Taxes)”.

Happy Birthday Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

Both men were born exactly 200 years ago today.

See, Girls can be hypercompetitive jerks too.

Friday, January 23rd, 2009

A girl’s high school basketball team in Texas is feeling bad about running up the score in a 100-0 win against a local private girls academy. The winning team kept up with a full court press during the whole game to ensure the shut-out.
Here’s the best part:  the team that lost so bad was from [...]

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Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

Hello world!

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

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