President Obama made an appearance on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” last night. This is the first time a current president has been on a show such as this. It will also be the last, as Obama tried to make a joke comparing his bowling skills to the Special Olympics…
Finally Big Brother has recieved a share of the government largess as part of the A.I.G. bailout. If you saw the list that the world’s largest insurer recently released that detailed the counterparties on the swap contracts that were responsible for its collapse, you may have spotted $43 million dollars going to Dedd Hooker Casualty [...]
Jonathan Dillon, a recent Irish Immigrant and a watchmaker, was repairing Abraham Lincoln’s watch when he heard that the South Carolina Militia had fired on Fort Sumner, sparking the U.S. Civil War, felt compelled to engrave a message on the inside of the watch marking the event. He never told his customer, the 16th President, [...]
Big Brother is willing to admit when he is out of line. Recently on a national television appearance, Your Internet Dictator stated that Rush Limbaugh was “more bloated than Octomom,” and the American Conservative movement’s “turd-polisher-in-chief.”
While these statements were completely accurate, one should embrace this opportunity to elevate the level of discourse, even when adressing [...]
Governor of Louisiana, and America’s brownest Republican, Bobby Jindal had to admit that a little story he told detailing government interference during Hurricaine Katrina did not, in fact, actually happen the way he recounted during his speech in rebuttal to the President’s address to Congress. He had said that during the crisis he was in [...]
Fiat today announced its purchase of a 35% stake in Chrysler Corporation, doing what you would not. Big Brother has been telling you for months that you, the American consumer, need to save the American auto industry by buying their cars and writing off the accelerated depreciation. Today an Italian (that’s right ITALIAN) company did [...]
Second largest U.S. electronics retailer Circuit City might not make it through the holidays; main competitor Best Buy will survive but is not sanguine about its profit numbers this year. Unless if you were heavily invested in retailer stocks (the New York Stock exchange halted trading in CC shares when they fell to 10 cents [...]
Big Brother felt very honored to be among the first people Senator Barack Obama contacted following his victory last night.
Attached is a communication received by Big Brother’s Blackberry:
From: info@barackobama.com
To:bigbrother@yourbigbrother.wordpress.com
Subject: How This Happened
Big Brother —
I’m about to head to Grant Park to talk to everyone gathered there, but I wanted to write to you first.
We [...]
Good Morning voters who think Democrats vote Wednesday,
With voting already complete you may think it is too late for Big Brother to make his official endorsement in the presidential election. Not so. Big Brother waited until yesterday to make an endorsement for Senator John McCain. Big Brother has never failed to endorse the winner in [...]
[polldaddy poll=1074714]
Posts
