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Text of Confidential Letter from Bush to Obama

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

In keeping with tradition, Ex-President Bush (nice to see those two little letters in front of his title isn’t it?) left a confidential letter for the new president in the top drawer of the desk in the oval office. We usually do not know what is written in this letter until it goes into the [...]

Big Brother could only come up with 11 nice things to say about Bush

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

Alright, I admit it, I came up short. I wanted to count down the last 100 hours of the Bush presidency with the 100 nicest things left to say about George W. Bush. Then I scaled it back to 24, and then, sometime last night while I was trying to come up with at least [...]

14 Hours Left For Bush 14 Nice Things Left: George W. Bush Has a Loving and Supportive Wife

Monday, January 19th, 2009

Big Brother is tired of all the nasty things that have been said about the least popular president ever, so in honor of George W. Bush’s final 24 hours in office, presented here are 24 nice things to say about the president. This is number 14:
W has spent his entire adult life as a screw-up. [...]

15th Best of Bush: George W. Bush Can Speak Spanish, Sorta.

Monday, January 19th, 2009

With 96 short hours left in the Bush presidency, Big Brother continues counting down 100 nice things that one can say about George W. Bush. Below he hablandos en espanol:

16 Nice Things to Say about Bush: George Bush Has Provided Valuable Insight On How NOT To Lead

Monday, January 19th, 2009

With Barack Obama’s inauguration imminent and in the spirit of reconciliation, Your Internet Dictator has been counting down the 24 best things that can be said about George W.  Bush. We continue with number 16: If you were to assume that everything W. touched turned to excrement, at least you can recognize that he has [...]

17 More Hours of Bush, 17 More Reasons to Love Him: George Bush is Kind to Small Animals

Monday, January 19th, 2009

With 17 hours left until the swearing in of a new president, Big Brother is spending the last 24 hours of Bush 43 counting down the 24 nicest things about your departing president. Number 20:

The Presidential family owns two small dogs, Scottish Terriers named Barney and Miss Beazley (see their website before it is gone [...]

18 Hours Left, 18th Best Thing to Say About Bush: George W. Bush Never Violated an Intern in the Oval Office with a Cigar

Monday, January 19th, 2009

Big Brother, like at least 71.3% of you, will not miss George Bush, but would like to take this final opportunity to finally say something nice about the departing president. Here is part 18 of 24:
George Bush has said a lot of stupid things, but fortunately we never heard anything from him that sounded like [...]

New President Tomorrow, Today We Have 19 Nice Things to Say About Bush: W Is Not a Racist, George Bush Does Not Care About Black People, But He Does Not Care About Anyone

Monday, January 19th, 2009

With 19 hours left until the swearing in of a new president, Big Brother continues counting down the 24 nicest things about your departing president: George W. Bush.
Following Hurricaine Katrina, Kanye West went on national television and stated that “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” and that is why the government failed to act [...]

20 Hours Left, 20th Nicest Thing to Say About Bush: As Governor of Texas, George W. Bush Never Attempted to Sell an Appointment to the U.S. Senate

Monday, January 19th, 2009

Big Brother is counting down 24 nice things to say about George W. Bush.  Excelesior George Bush! Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
While George W. Bush was Governor of Texas  (1995-2000) he did not try to sell an appointment to a vacated U.S. Senate seat. You can be [...]

21 Hours Until Inauguration, 21 Nice Things to Say About Bush: For One Brief Moment in 2001, George W. Bush Almost Made You Believe He Was President

Monday, January 19th, 2009

Big Brother is spending the final 24 Hours of the Bush presidency celebrating the man who redefined America’s place in the world. Well, not so much celebrating him as dialing back the vitriol and invectives, and finding 24 nice things to say about the 43rd president. Here’s the 21st nicest thing about the has-been:
During the [...]