President Obama made an appearance on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” last night. This is the first time a current president has been on a show such as this. It will also be the last, as Obama tried to make a joke comparing his bowling skills to the Special Olympics…
Finally Big Brother has recieved a share of the government largess as part of the A.I.G. bailout. If you saw the list that the world’s largest insurer recently released that detailed the counterparties on the swap contracts that were responsible for its collapse, you may have spotted $43 million dollars going to Dedd Hooker Casualty [...]
Big Brother is drunk. Celebrating the feast day of the man who drove the snakes out of Ireland by driving the spirits out of the liquor cabinet.
Faith and begorrah! The kids are after me lucky charms! Pink hearts, orange stars, yellow moons, green clovers, blue diamonds and purple horseshoes!
Musha rain dum-a-doo dum-a-da
Whack for my [...]
Jonathan Dillon, a recent Irish Immigrant and a watchmaker, was repairing Abraham Lincoln’s watch when he heard that the South Carolina Militia had fired on Fort Sumner, sparking the U.S. Civil War, felt compelled to engrave a message on the inside of the watch marking the event. He never told his customer, the 16th President, [...]
Big Brother listened to U2’s new album. It features a remake of one of their classic songs dedicated to your new president - “Pride (In the Name of Bigger Government and Higher Taxes)”.
Big Brother is willing to admit when he is out of line. Recently on a national television appearance, Your Internet Dictator stated that Rush Limbaugh was “more bloated than Octomom,” and the American Conservative movement’s “turd-polisher-in-chief.”
While these statements were completely accurate, one should embrace this opportunity to elevate the level of discourse, even when adressing [...]
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