Big Brother could only come up with 11 nice things to say about Bush
By bigbrother ~ January 20th, 2009. Filed under: Nice Bush!.
Alright, I admit it, I came up short. I wanted to count down the last 100 hours of the Bush presidency with the 100 nicest things left to say about George W. Bush. Then I scaled it back to 24, and then, sometime last night while I was trying to come up with at least one more positive from the Bush presidency, I took to drinking. My stomach was feeling lousy already, as I’ve spent the last 24 hours recalling all the dumbassery that has gone on over the last eight years, adding hard liquor to the mix just made it worse.
I am sorry, I failed you. You were all looking forward to Your Internet Dictator’s positive recollections and remembrances of the Bush presidency. I just couldn’t do it, it was like trying to find WMD’s in Iraq. The failure is complete.
Now that Bush’s plane has left for Texas I will not write another word about him, at least until the coming indictments.
P.S. Thanks to all of you who have been loyally following this aborted attempt. For instance, love, elizabethany who has other Bushit on her site.
Someone else who is glad to see him go.
Update: Big Brother cannot give up the Bush, check here
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January 21st, 2009 at 7:31 am
Thank YOU for the link!!
your site is fantastic, too!