A girl’s high school basketball team in Texas is feeling bad about running up the score in a 100-0 win against a local private girls academy. The winning team kept up with a full court press during the whole game to ensure the shut-out.
Here’s the best part: the team that lost so bad was from [...]
“I, Abraham Tiberius Stalin, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of Dictator of the Internet, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend all the crappy blogs, snarky ignorant article comments, stock forums, and alt-porn that the web has to offer.”
The oath was flubbed earlier and to [...]
In keeping with tradition, Ex-President Bush (nice to see those two little letters in front of his title isn’t it?) left a confidential letter for the new president in the top drawer of the desk in the oval office. We usually do not know what is written in this letter until it goes into the [...]
Do not ask questions, just play this video.
For better quality video follow this link: wow.
via Why, That’s Delightful and some guy named Kenny.
Fiat today announced its purchase of a 35% stake in Chrysler Corporation, doing what you would not. Big Brother has been telling you for months that you, the American consumer, need to save the American auto industry by buying their cars and writing off the accelerated depreciation. Today an Italian (that’s right ITALIAN) company did [...]
Alright, I admit it, I came up short. I wanted to count down the last 100 hours of the Bush presidency with the 100 nicest things left to say about George W. Bush. Then I scaled it back to 24, and then, sometime last night while I was trying to come up with at least [...]
Big Brother is tired of all the nasty things that have been said about the least popular president ever, so in honor of George W. Bush’s final 24 hours in office, presented here are 24 nice things to say about the president. This is number 14:
W has spent his entire adult life as a screw-up. [...]
With 96 short hours left in the Bush presidency, Big Brother continues counting down 100 nice things that one can say about George W. Bush. Below he hablandos en espanol:
With Barack Obama’s inauguration imminent and in the spirit of reconciliation, Your Internet Dictator has been counting down the 24 best things that can be said about George W. Bush. We continue with number 16: If you were to assume that everything W. touched turned to excrement, at least you can recognize that he has [...]
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