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BIG BROTHER ENDORSES SENATOR BARACK OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!



By bigbrother ~ November 5th, 2008. Filed under: Daily Communique.

Good Morning voters who think Democrats vote Wednesday,

With voting already complete you may think it is too late for Big Brother to make his official endorsement in the presidential election. Not so. Big Brother waited until yesterday to make an endorsement for Senator John McCain. Big Brother has never failed to endorse the winner in a Presidential election and 2008 is no different, therefore Big Brother wholly endorses Senator Barack Obama for President.

Senator Obama has served his country in inner city neighborhoods, in the Illinois State Senate, and the U.S. Senate. He is a true patriot. Senator Joe Biden occasionally says stupid things.

Big Brother has every faith in the ability of Senator Obama to honorably serve as president and considers his behavior in the last few months of the campaign to be representative of a moderate and thoughtful temperament. He may rather lose an election than lose an acquaintance, but he clearly has no compunction in losing a pastor in order to win an election. This kind of dedication cannot be ignored. Big Brother looks forward to an Obama-Biden administration and future nights out on-the-town with President Obama.

That is all,

Big Brother

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