BIG BROTHER ENDORSES SENATOR JOHN McCAIN FOR PRESIDENT!
By bigbrother ~ November 4th, 2008. Filed under: Daily Communique.
Good Morning voters standing in line,
With voting already begun you may think it is too late for Big Brother to make his official endorsement in the presidential election. Not so. Current President Dick Cheney waited until last Saturday to make his “delighted” endorsement for Senator John McCain. Not to be outdone in procrastinatitory displays of support, Big Brother is ECSTATIC! to endorse Senator John McCain for President and Governor Sarah Palin for Vice-President!!!:-)
Senator McCain has served his country on the deck of aircraft carriers, in dank prison cells, and the U.S. Senate. He is a true patriot. Governor Sarah Palin looks good in blue jeans and pals around with Bocephus 
Big Brother has every faith in the ability of Senator McCain to honorably serve as president and considers his behavior in the last few months of the campaign to be an aberration. He may rather lose an election than lose a war, but he clearly has no compunction in losing himself in order to win an election. This kind of dedication cannot be ignored. Big Brother looks forward to a McCain-Palin administration and future nights out on-the-town with President McCain.
That is all,
Big Brother
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