Big Brother finally relented and let The New York Times publish some of his work. Look way down in the comments section - it is a lovely little poem credited to Abe Stalin, excerpted below:
Topolino was a little mouse,
with a great big wish
for a great big house.
But bloated valuations and sub-prime fears,
left him a renter [...]
Second largest U.S. electronics retailer Circuit City might not make it through the holidays; main competitor Best Buy will survive but is not sanguine about its profit numbers this year. Unless if you were heavily invested in retailer stocks (the New York Stock exchange halted trading in CC shares when they fell to 10 cents [...]
Big Brother was in California last week. When in the neighborhood he always takes time out to have lunch with First Lady Nancy Reagan (her husband may no longer be president but Big Brother will always consider her The First Lady). She was of course, as always, resplendent in red, but she was not in [...]
Someone You Need to Know Today:
John Brown (1800-1859), American abolitionist who led an armed revolt against institutionalized slavery. Took control of Federal Armory in Harper’s Ferry, Virginia, hoping to arm local population of slaves and build an army to overthrow governments of slave states. Was captured and hanged but managed to put the fear of [...]
Big Brother felt very honored to be among the first people Senator Barack Obama contacted following his victory last night.
Attached is a communication received by Big Brother’s Blackberry:
From: info@barackobama.com
To:bigbrother@yourbigbrother.wordpress.com
Subject: How This Happened
Big Brother —
I’m about to head to Grant Park to talk to everyone gathered there, but I wanted to write to you first.
We [...]
Good Morning voters who think Democrats vote Wednesday,
With voting already complete you may think it is too late for Big Brother to make his official endorsement in the presidential election. Not so. Big Brother waited until yesterday to make an endorsement for Senator John McCain. Big Brother has never failed to endorse the winner in [...]
MSNBC just interviewed a young man claiming to be a Republican at Morehouse College, a traditionally black college in Atlanta. Big Brother admires the reporting prowess of the blond chick from basic cable’s premier liberal news outlet in finding such a rare speciman. The young man in question said he was in fact a registered [...]
Captain Yossarian from Catch-22 via Don’t Bet On It contributes the following insight on election day:
“We won’t lose. We’ve got more men, more money, and more material. There are ten million men in uniform who could replace me. Some people are getting killed and a lot more are making money and having fun. Let somebody [...]
Starbucks Coffee fell afoul of election laws by offering a free cup of coffee to anyone who voted today. It turns out you are not allowed to offer any inducement to voting: it smacks of Boss Tweed in 1860’s New York (did anyone at corporate headquarters in Seattle ever see Gangs of New York?).
Anyhow, [...]
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