October 17, 2008
By bigbrother ~ October 17th, 2008. Filed under: Daily Communique.
Good Morning Fraudulent Voters,
What You Need to Know Today:
Community Organizer ACORN is trying to steal the election! By haphazardly seeking to register urban voters these un-democratic vote-stealers are watering down the value of your vote. They are not even registering real people! ACORN has registered Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and the entire starting line of the Dallas Cowboys (those guys are unreal, did you see how they folded against Arizona last Sunday?). One fine urban denizen was encouraged to register 73 separate times by an ACORN volunteer. What happens when Mickey Mouse, the Dallas Cowboys, and 73 identically-named urban voters show up to vote with two forms of government ID at your local polling place? CHAOS! That is what!
In the last five years, 26 people have successfully been prosecuted for voter fraud. That might not sound like a lot but remember this occurred nationwide. Why did they do it? Why did they vote when they were not eligible (20 people)? Vote twice (5 people)? Or submit a false registration and not even get to vote (1 person)? What did they have to gain besides a felony conviction?
Big Brother will tell you what. Do you remember the 2000 Presidential Election? Al Gore almost stole it with fraudulent votes. But in a win for democracy, George W. Bush got 549 more legitimate votes in Florida and won the election. Had just 550 additional urban Floridians committed vote fraud, irrationally risking a felony conviction for nearly insignificant personal gain, you would have had a President with a Noble Peace Prize, Emmy, and an Oscar. And the terrorists would have won.
Since then the Grand Old Party has been committed to stamping out vote fraud no matter the cost. That little hubbub last year about Bush firing U.S. Attorneys for political reasons? It was because those lazy bastards could not find enough people to charge with registration or vote fraud just before a tightly contested congressional election. The Republican Party will stop at nothing to prevent registration fraud, even if it means throwing 200,000 newly registered voters off the rolls in Ohio because their Driver’s License Numbers do not match a buggy State database.
Big Brother admires the commitment of the Republican Party to purge new voter registrations even though only about 4% of newly registered voters in Ohio choose Republican affiliation. The Republican Party is concerned for the voting rights of all Americans not just the shrinking “Permanent Minority”. If you do not get to vote because your registration was erroneously purged, just remember it was to guarantee democracy.
Today’s Sports:
The Boston Red Sox overcame a seven run deficit to beat the Tampa Bay Rays last night, staying alive in the playoffs.
Today’s Gossip:
Katie Holmes was allowed out of the compound last night to make her debut on Broadway. Meanwhile, Tom Cruise was sitting at a card table in Times Square with an E-Meter offering “Free Audits”.
Read A Book:
“[Administration] covers the surface of society with a network of small complicated rules, minute and uniform, through which the most original minds and the most energetic characters cannot penetrate, to rise above the crowd. The will of man is not shattered, but softened, bent, guided; men are seldom restrained from acting, such a power does not destroy, but it prevents existence; it does not tyrannize, but it compresses, extinguishes, and stupefies a people, till each nation is reduced to be nothing better than a flock of timid and industrious animals, of which government is the shepherd. ”
Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy In America (1835)
That is all,
Big Brother
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