October 3, 2008
By bigbrother ~ October 3rd, 2008. Filed under: Daily Communique.
Good Morning Meaty Seaty Filling,
What you need to know today:
The revised bailout bill goes to the U.S. House of Representatives this afternoon for a vote. If this bill fails to pass again, Big Brother calls upon World Bankers (Wall Street) to unite and rise up. You have carried for too long the Yoke of Oppression. Take to the streets and claim the $700 billion that is rightfully yours! World Non-bankers (Main Street) feel free to take anything you want from the Salvation Army box in front of the supermarket when the bank refuses to cash your paycheck.
Someone you need to know today:
Tina Fey (b. 1970), comedic female actor and writer was universal declared the loser of last night’s Vice-Presidential debate by the Main Stream Media . Poor Tina will have to earn her living this week and write her own material instead of quoting her subject verbatim.
Today’s Sports:
The Tampa Bay Rays (nee Devil) won their first ever playoff game after 10 years as American League whipping boy. Let this encourage all of you to reject Satan and all his works.
Today’s Gossip:
Kim Kardashian was disqualified from “Dancing with the Stars” for failure to exhibit qualities either “Dancing” or “Star”. Quothe the judges: “She looked like a Weeble up there.” You get a taste. NOW GET BACK TO WORK.
Read a book:
Daddy’s Roommate by Michael Willhoite had attracted an inordinate amount of attention from the erstwhile MAYOR OF WASILLA. Send a copy to your local McCain for President Headquarters.
That is all,
Big Brother
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