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Archive for October, 2008

Big Brother has a Budweiser with Senator John McCain

Friday, October 31st, 2008

Much is made about which presidential candidate would be better to have a beer with. By many estimates, this is what assisted the victories of the half-wit George W. Bush over the robotic Al Gore and cadaverous John Kerry. Big Brother has access that you do not and has actually shared a beer with [...]

Free Uncle Ted!

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska was convicted on Monday of not reporting several gifts received on Senate ethics disclosure forms. About a quarter million dollars worth of renovations were done on his house and the Senator’s wife paid $160,000 to the oil services firm that performed the work. Senator Stevens says every bill his family [...]

Barack Obama Wins, South Carolina Secedes from Union.

Monday, October 27th, 2008

Big Brother is making the call early.  Which elements of this story will be true on November 5th?
With Barack Obama’s clear electoral victory last night, the South Carolina General Assembly convened at the Statehouse in Columbia for a midnight session and voted to unilaterally and immediately secede from the United States of America. Units of the [...]

Of Mind and Men

Monday, October 27th, 2008

Read A Book:
“The mind is its own place, and in itself
can make a Heav’n of Hell, a Hell of Heav’n”
Paradise Lost by John Milton
Mind Hacks: Tips & Tricks for Using Your Brain by Tom Stafford, Matt Webb
That is All,
Big Brother
 

Black Tuesday

Friday, October 24th, 2008

What You Need to Know Today, October 24, 2008:
Today is the 79th anniversary of the Crash of 1929. Big Brother had manservant Marley go through some old composition books from 8th grade and thinks this early show of brilliance can provide a depression era perspective on a modern predicament.
The Great Crash caused multiple new regulations to [...]

Hello world!

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

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3 A.M.

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

Big Brother has obtained the script of a campaign ad the RNC will air in Virginia, North Carolina, Florida and Missouri the week before the election.  Big Brother would like to take this opportunity to remind the Republicans of the meaning of a pyrrhic victory.
(Script approved RNC: Operation Get Out the RIGHT Vote 2008.  For [...]

Footprints in the Sand

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

One night Big Brother dreamed he was walking along the beach with Barack Obama. Many scenes from Big Brother’s life flashed across the sky.
In each scene Big Brother noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one only.
This bothered Big Brother because he noticed that during the [...]

Big Brother’s Patridiotic Poll

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

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Leave Joe the Plumber Alone!

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

Good Morning Joe Six-Packs,

What You Need to Know Today:

The Mainstream Media continues its onslaught of distortions against Fox News’ favorite plunger-pusher Joe Wiskawhatever. Big Brother can only assume that this is at the behest of the Obama campaign as those East Coast elitists have the Liberal Media in its pocket.

Read A Book:

Shakespeare’s Macbeth: The Manga [...]